Love letter

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A “love letter” is a playful name for a letter from the postal services which basically states:

• We seized your goodies, but don’t have the time/money to build up a case against you; and/or you didn’t order enough for us to be too concerned.
• You lucked out bastard. Don’t do it again, we are watching your address.

Sincerely,
LEO/Post Office/Postal Inspector